St. Joseph & AMazon in merger talks
St. Joseph is determined to make healthcare accessible to Humboldt. Today, St. Joseph announced they are in merger talks with Amazon to provide holographic doctors and nurses who will be able to serve hundreds of patients at once.
Dr. Holographic Prototype
The goal is to create self-service healthcare facilities were patients do not have to interact with human beings for anything. St. Joseph explained "this technology is expensive and healthcare costs may increase as much as 600% but the quality of care is worth it. Holographic doctors do not make mistakes and can't be seduced by sexy pharmaceutical reps into prescribing opioids."