loleta cheese factory too big to fail

Politicians including Rex Bohn and Jared Huffman have declared Loleta Cheese Factory "Too Big to Fail."  Without Loleta Cheese factory thousands of Humboldt residents could become regular devastating the local laxative industry.  On average Humboldt residents consume 600% more laxatives than other California counties.  While medical studies suggest Humboldt's high rate of opioid use (70-million prescriptions) contributes to local constipation, Rex Bohn is not convinced passionately explaining, "I've been constipated for 57 years. I eat cheese every meal and for my snack breaks. I have never used heroin and am allergic to poppy seeds. Cheese drives the Humboldt economy not drugs."