Humboldt Planning Department Addresses Bribery Problem
Unknown Man in Suspenders taking Bribe
Humboldt Planning and Building Director John Ford wants to prevent another bribery scandal in his department. You may recall, Ford and company made national news last year when Ford's favorite building inspector, Patrick William Mctigue, was arrested for demanding bribes. With so much cash received by Ford's department it's impossible to prevent bribes. This week, Ford was forced to make a difficult decision to legalize bribery in his department.
John Ford in Suspenders
Now Ford and company can increase County revenue without concerns of public scandals.
If you are the victim of bribery by someone in suspenders please remember bribery is now legal in Humboldt and reporting bribery may result in your death by natural causes.