Eureka City council Addresses urgent pet crisis

Pets all over Eureka are breaking into houses and cars, murdering people and littering our streets with needles. Most of the trouble pets are cats and dogs but a gang of guinea pigs was sighted in Myrtletown and they were up to no good. The gang is confined by an electric fence but if one of the fur monsters escapes the public would be placed harm's way. 

City Councilwoman Leslie Castellano (David Cobb's mouthpiece) is leading the pet ban to limit the amount of cats, dogs and guinea pigs a household may have. Castellano wants to remind us she is an artist and as a green party member she is mostly concerned about people having the right to wear living animals as accessories.